Queer As Folk!AU Blaine is a 17-year-old high-school student who was picked up by Kurt at a club; Blaine is convinced he’s in love, though Kurt hardly feels the same way.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.